A fun cannabis story

Get ready for the funniest story you’re going to hear today.

  • I just started working at a local cannabis dispensary in the inner city, and I am still adjusting to this place.

The boss is an outdated biker named Ian, who is covered with bright red tattoos in addition to carrying a gun with him at all times. Most of the staff are like him but they are all easily cool, laid back men. I know working with marijuana all day has that calming effect on all of us. It turns out that there is a second crew that comes in after dark, in addition to the night crew being utterly spine-chilling. After seeing them come into the back room, all heavily armed, I asked Ian why they needed such man power in a cannabis dispensary. He explained to me about the federal laws against cannabis, in addition to how they made it impossible for the store to accept any form of payment besides paper. That cash can pile up pretty fast, which makes cannabis dispensaries frequent targets of armed robbery. Why should a criminal rob a fortified bank with a high tech security system, when they can just rob a small cannabis dispensary in addition to walking away with tens of thousands of dollars? The night crew at the cannabis dispensary were all ex-cons in addition to bikers Ian hired to watch over the store in addition to the cash at night. He hired the most dangerous people he could find, so that nobody would be ridiculous enough to try and rob this cannabis dispensary. For being a bunch of crazed convicts, they all seem like nice guys!



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