Edith has a lot of disposable income, and an open account at the cannabis dispensary.
My next door neighbor is a feisty old woman named Edith. She smokes more pot than anyone I have ever known, and that’s saying something because I have spent time getting stoned with some heavy hitters! I never see Edith without a joint in her hand, or dangling from the corner of her mouth. She spends a lot of time on the back porch, watching the clouds in the sky and the dappled sun on the distant foothills. Edith and I got to be friends because of medical cannabis. She has ample quantities of it, and loves smoking joints most of all, but her arthritis gets in the way. Sometimes I will sit with Edith for a couple of hours with a big plate full of medical cannabis and roll joints for her the whole time. It’s not exactly selfless on my part, because Edith is very generous with her medical cannabis, and hooks me up for my efforts. Edith has a lot of disposable income, and an open account at the cannabis dispensary. That means the cannabis dispensary has her delivery and payment information saved, so all she has to do is make a phone call, and they handle the rest. I hope my retirement years are this convenient! Edith has put me as a designated recipient on her cannabis dispensary account, which is a fancy way of saying I can place orders, as well. Don’t worry, I would never take advantage of Edith, she just wants me to be able to call in medical cannabis orders for her, when she is feeling sick.