I always told my parents that I delivered pizzas for a living, but that of course was not true.
I always got lectured by them when I visited about having a “dead end” job and doing nothing with my life.
They had no idea I was making amazing money, because I was not delivering pizza, I was delivering weed. I got the job from a guy named Bob, who is the local weed dealer. It is too obvious to have his customers come to his place, so he paid me to deliver cannabis to his regulars on my bike. I don’t have a car, I ride my bike everywhere, which made me the perfect cannabis delivery system. The cops never look twice at a guy riding a bike, so I peddled all over the city making cannabis deliveries. Bob paid me well, but the cannabis customers were also very generous with tips! A few months ago medical cannabis was legalized in this state, so I expected to be out of a job. With legal cannabis dispensaries starting to open around the city, I thought that Bob would be forced to go out of business. Surprisingly that didn’t happen, and the presence of legal cannabis dispensaries didn’t impact Bob’s business at all. Although the cannabis dispensaries have a wider range of products available, most of Bob’s customers didn’t want to start buying their weed from a legit business. They say old habits die hard, and that must be true because most people prefer to stick with their trusted cannabis dealer rather than go into a store.