Nobody wanted to sleep on the couch

My friends and I booked rooms at a hotel for the entire weekend. We were supposed to have two rooms that were adjoining. When we got to the hotel, we found out that there was only one room in our reservation. It was a suite with two rooms. My friends and I had to decide who was going to sleep on the couch and who was going to get a bed. I absolutely wanted to make sure that I would have a bed to sleep in, so I offered to give a half ounce of marijuana to whoever offered to sleep on the couch. Unfortunately, the offer of marijuana didn’t make anyone step up and take the couch position. We ended up drawing straws to see who would sleep on the couch. I lost. I ended up on the couch and I did not sleep very well at all. I smoked the entire ounce of marijuana that weekend when we were at the hotel. When I got home, I had to go to the massage therapist to have her work out all of the kinks in my neck and my back. I haven’t felt that stiff and awful in a long time. I can’t imagine how bad it would have been if I didn’t have any marijuana to smoke. I would have certainly been much more miserable than I was and I don’t think I would have stayed all weekend for the festivities. I still don’t understand how the hotel lost our reservation and could not find it.

 

 

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