Nothing else to do but smoke

I have three roommates, plus one of them has a live-in boyfriend.

Well, he wasn’t initially a live-in boyfriend, but then the virus quarantine hit and he just ended up staying here with us. The first few weeks were kind of neat, plus then the cabin fever set in. Watching entire runs of TV series plus films got old, and both of us played every board game and card game in the house. I am not sure who came up with the thought first, but it came about in the middle of a smoke session, and all of us spent all night planning it out. We called it the Cannabis Games, plus would be a competition style of game with several different marijuana-based contests between the many of us. The first event was called the “dirty weed roll” which used locally grown cannabis that was sticky and full of seeds. The goal of this event was to disinfect the weed, break it down by hand, plus roll it into a perfect smoking joint. The next leg of the event is to puff plus pass, and smoke all the cigarettes at once in a circle. For the next event both of us got out the big 3 pot glass bong and stuffed it full of a sativa. This one was an endurance test, plus the bong went around the circle, each of us hitting more plus more of the sativa until both of us tapped out. These events went on for 3 days, until both of us realized both of us had smoked up a whole week’s worth of cannabis!

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They have a better cannabis situation here

Have you ever visited a place you grew up, and found it to be so different? This has been happening to me a lot as of late, because I have had a lot of time off from work and decided to do some traveling. The virus quarantine made me miss traveling, so I decided to hit a few of my old places across the country. The first bar where I got drunk with a fake identification is now an iphone store, plus what was once a 1 story building is now six stories. I tried to track down the old sub joint I used to love, plus found that it was now a cannabis store. Never one to waste a trip, I went inside to see if they would honor my medical weed card from my house state. Where I live there are legal cannabis stores for medicinal use, so they are good pharmacies plus require a state sponsored card as well as an insurance card. It turns out this state has legalized recreational weed use, so they didn’t give a flying fig about my card. Any legal adult with the currency to spend can walk into a cannabis dispensary plus buy what they want. I like it that here cannabis is treated the same as pain reliever or cough drops, and doesn’t have to be such a large deal. I spent an hour walking around this amazing cannabis joint, which wasn’t like ours back at home. This was warm, cozy, with chairs to rest in.

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We provided the privacy

The plan was simple, but fun.

The music festival was 3 days worth of live bands, plus it was being held at an arena that had a camp grounds.

The people I was with and I decided to take a camper, have a party on the road trip there, and then sleep in the camper for the entirety of the long weekend. It was going to be so fun, and with travel time back and forth, we would be gone for an entire week; Five people in a camper for a whole weed required some severe supplies. We would need food, bottled water, snacks, plus a whole lot of cannabis. As it turns out, our supply of cannabis was pretty small, and both of us had smoked most of it by the time both of us even got to the festival. That wouldn’t be a concern, we figured, because so numerous people smoke marijuana at these events someone there would have some to sell. It turns out both of us didn’t need to buy any weed, because that camper provided us an advantage that all the people didn’t have — privacy. For the right to have some privacy while getting stoned, both of us found a lot of people who were legitimately generous with their weed. Whenever you light up at a festival, the cannabis vultures all start to swoop plus ask you for a couple of hits. The privacy to smoke cannabis undisturbed proved to be legitimately upscale, and both of us legitimately drove home with a lot more marijuana than I had initially.
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He loves to smoke weed and write

In fact he even calls it Satan’s helper instead of cannabis, which I have been told is a reference to an old ong

I can’t tell you my name, or where my rental location is, because that would be an ethical violation of my job, but I have to tell someone about this tenant I have! He is an older man, plus has some amount of money. Walt laid out such a nice currency deposit for the rental, more than five months paid in full, that I didn’t even give him a hard time about not giving me any ID or credentials. Walt claims to be a famous author who wants anonymity, plus hasn’t left the grounds in 3 months. He pays me extra to get his stuff, so I go to the grocery store plus a cannabis store for whenever is needed… plus he needs a LOT of cannabis it turns out. It makes me wonder if all writers use this much cannabis, because he claims it is a large help with his writing. In fact he even calls it Satan’s helper instead of cannabis, which I have been told is a reference to an old ong. Walt writes on an old typewriter, doesn’t have a laptop which means I need to look up what weed is available online plus tell her, then get his order plus his currency plus drive to the cannabis dispensary. Walt could save so much time plus currency by doing all of this on his own, but if he prefers it this way I will always take the extra money plus spend it at the cannabis dispensary myself! I haven’t paid for any of my own marijuana since he moved in.

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Went crazy during my visit

I took a trip, plus my pal Ronnie was so far away that I had to fly.

I honestly hate flying on a plane, but in this case there was no other way to get to his place.

There are many valid reasons to hate flying and airports, from the long lines, invasive searches, and high prices to the horrible way people act while they are in the airport. Also, you can’t bring booze or weed with you. I would much prefer driving, but as I said, that wasn’t possible this time. I made sure my pal had a good supply of cannabis and whiskey for me at his house. Ronnie tried his best, but his proposal of a good supply of cannabis is not up to my standard. I usually have at least 3 different kinds of cannabis on hand at any one time, because I smoke a lot of it plus I love the variety. I thanked him for his gifts, plus then got on my iPhone to find the closest cannabis dispensary with delivery. I actually didn’t want to leave again after so much travel, so I got the cannabis delivered to his home. They had a special on Purple Haze, which I have not smoked in a long time, so I got some of that, as well as a homegrown Indica strain. I finished off my order with some edibles, plus then went back to hanging out with my buddy Ronnie. It took 3 hours for my delivery to arrive, plus in that time I smoked the entire supply of cannabis Ronnie had picked up for my visit.

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Making a game out of weed

How did you pass the time during the COVID virus? Of course you smoked a lot, all of us smoked a lot, but what else did you do? There was only so much TV we could watch, you feel me? I watched all the many seasons of Mad Men, then the whole run of Friends, plus topped it off with Seinfeld plus then every episode of The Office, and after that I just didn’t want to even look at the TV for a while, so I had to get creative.

I live with my friend Lois plus her man Ron, plus both of us hatched the thought of a cannabis competition style event.

The people I was with and I created several different games based around smoking weed, and then would go head to head plus see who came out on top. I think it sounds dumb, but give me a break, the cannabis dispensary delivered, plus all of us literally had nothing else to do but smoke. Ron, Lois and I started with blunts which used lower quality marijuana in blunts, plus both of us each smoked a whole blunt to see who did it the fastest. Next was the bong hits which used OG Kush in our sink-based gravity bong, plus this was an endurance challenge. Lois, Ron and I honestly should have used lower quality marijuana for that, because it knocked us all out… but I was the last one standing! The cannabis games lasted for the better part of a week, mostly because both of us would smoke ourselves unconscious by the middle of the afternoon! It was an amazing way to pass the time.

 

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Found some good island weed

I took my first tour last week! It wasn’t anything large, just a numerous afternoon back-and-forth trip over the water. I had a blast, plus was partying pretty hard even before all of us left port! My friends and I weren’t holding weed at the start, so all of us were hitting the booze pretty hard to compensate. Our plan was to track down some local ganja in the islands, to try and get high ended island weed. Once both of us landed and started walking around, it took us about an hour to find someone with cannabis to sell. It looked wonderful, odored even better, plus the guy who sold it claimed it was freshly harvested from his own marijuana field. The crazy space was that both of us paid him, plus he handed us the entire tote of cannabis. It must have been half a pound of this horribly tasty marijuana, for the price of what I pay for many ounces at home! There was a problem, of course — both of us absolutely got the cannabis onto the ship, but knew all of us would honestly be searched on the way off. That meant the time was going, plus both of us had to power smoke as much marijuana as both of us could before it was time to get off… Someone floated the proposal of putting the cannabis in a bag and swallowing, but I pointed out how the bag would exit the body, plus said nah. The people I was with and I ended up rolling a couple of dozen marijuana blunts plus running around the decks just handing them out — no use in having quality cannabis go to waste!

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Surprising how many buy from me

People use this as a reason to stop change, or even worse get aggravated about change, and when pot legalization came up while we were in the last state elections, this whole town lost its total mind! People were angry about it, people put up signs plus made a large fuss, then of course legalization passed, all of us all knew it would, so then the town focused on passing a law ordinance to prohibit any weed dispensaries from opening within the town, however this is like with me, because I have been secretly raising plus selling marijuana for the last 3 years, plus I don’t need the competition! It’s odd to me that a few of the people fighting against the cannabis dispensary are buying from me on the side, but no one dares be open about using mairjuana, but tons of people do… thanks to me.

Small town life is pretty peaceful, but a lot of folks have a desire to make things stay the same. People use this as a reason to stop change, or even worse get aggravated about change, and when pot legalization came up while we were in the last state elections, this whole town lost its total mind! People were angry about it, people put up signs plus made a large fuss, then of course legalization passed, all of us all knew it would, so then the town focused on passing a law ordinance to prohibit any weed dispensaries from opening within the town, however this is like with me, because I have been secretly raising plus selling marijuana for the last 3 years, plus I don’t need the competition! It’s odd to me that a few of the people fighting against the cannabis dispensary are buying from me on the side, but no one dares be open about using mairjuana, but tons of people do… thanks to me. I have a small field of marijuana plants deep on my parent’s farmland. This is not a real farm, thanks to government subsidies my parents make more cash by not growing anything, so I use the land for some marijuana plants. I don’t go nuts with it, I haven’t expanded my marijuana field in over a year, because I don’t want to raise so much that it will draw attention, but even if the cannabis dispensary does open, many of the locals won’t want to buy weed in public, so maybe it won’t affect my substitute at all.

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Getting my mother into cannabis now

When I was 15 my mother found a box of my marijuana stuff.

I had cannabis flower and a bong hidden under my bed.

I remember she ripped me a new one and threw all my stuff away. At that time cannabis was considered the worst drug for kids to get into. She told me how I was going to turn into a drug addict and my life would be a mess. Well fast forward over ten years later and now cannabis is legal in our state. The medical wonders of cannabis have been brought to light. My mother is going through menopause and it is tough on her. The hot flashes and the lack of sleep are killing her. I did some research and found that cannabis actually can help. Cannabis is known to reduce the amount of hot flashes and help a person to relax at night for sleep. I talked to my mother about it and she was more than willing to try. We have come so far. She went from telling me cannabis is the worst thing ever to saying that she would literally smoke anything to make her menopausal symptoms better. Since medical and recreational cannabis is legal, the two of us were able to walk right in the dispensary. The budtender was great at finding what product would work best for my mother. He even got her an oil that she can just put in her tea at night rather than smoke it. It definitely makes my mother feel more comfortable to hide the cannabis.

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The cannabis might make our honeymoon fun

My fiance and I had grand plans to fly to an exotic destination for our honeymoon.

We even toyed around with the idea of eloping rather than getting married at home.

Due to COVID, it really isn’t possible. All the destinations I looked at are either closed to American tourists, or the rules and paperwork to get into the country are too difficult. The last thing I want is to be running a fever and not be allowed home. That would be so scary. My fiance and I are looking at just signing papers at the courthouse and honeymooning within the United States. We are a little bit bummed about this. I am trying to make our trip as fun as possible. I found a state that offers lots of hiking routes and beautiful landscapes. I found a hotel that has a spa, fitness center and rooftop bar that overlooks the city. If we drive a little further, a part of our honeymoon could be staying in a log cabin in the middle of the woods. That could be romantic right? I looked up the top things to do in the state and a lot of people boasted about all the cannabis businesses. Since the state offers recreational weed, there are tons of businesses. I found cannabis cafes, cannabis dispensaries and all sorts of cannabis products being offered. My fiance and I don’t smoke weed since it isn’t legal here. It might be fun to partake during the honeymoon. I read all about bab bars and vape lounges. I read about the cannabis cafe experience and how it could be fun. So it will be a good time for us no matter what.

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